Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
"But puppies!" Is not an acceptable excuse for trying to drunkenly steal someone's dog, you promiscuous midget!!
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
He's giving me the absolute bare minimum amount of attention. Like whatever motherfucker, I've had like six super likes on tinder today
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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