Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
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