It was laundry day and I was wearing last xmas undies. he took one look and went...you's a ho, ho, ho. my response you ask? for less dough, dough, dough. I'm a slut.
with a sacreligious after taste.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
Just talked to the girl you brought home from the bar last night while she was looking for her panties. She said to tell you "nice try".
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
hungover subway ride filled with german tourists and a mariachi band. too early. too fuckin early
Apparently my downstairs neighbors don't much appreciate it when I do drunk aerobics at 3am on a Wednesday...
When you passed out on the kitchen counter she brushed and flossed your teeth, then carried/dragged you to bed. Why aren't you married?
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
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