In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
The cop let me finish my J before he cuffed me. Coolest arresting officer ever.
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
There was a clear and well defined point last night where I could've decided to go home but no now I've woken up with glitter all over my nuts and potentially an std or 2
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
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