Going to a party tonight. Sorority girls will be there. Primary goal of the night: make one cry. Secondary goal: become a father.
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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