fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
my mind is a poorly written porno when i'm drunk.
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
The thing is you're all "holy crap this isn't nearly as bad as I thought pissing on my own face would be."
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
So my plane's delayed and some guy is talking to "sparkles" he just told her to never again sell drinks from her cleavage. This is why I don't go home
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
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