I just found a frying pan...in my bed.
If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
I think you'll be amused to know that I achieved the impossible feat of tripping over my own dick
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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