i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
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