i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
I want to have your abortion
She just sent me a txt where every word ended in "zzz", with about a hundred "!!!" and called herself "juicezzz". I need back up.
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
There's a stripper banging on the door demanding to see you.
Did I mention I should never take 5 Xanax and drink?
I sort of figured that out when I found you sitting on the roof of your house saying we could get in through the skylight while I called the locksmith.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
Randomize
