i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
Lost gin update. Blackout me found and re-hid the bottle. Left a note to myself saying, "GOOD LUCK, SUCKER!"
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
I feel like I missed the land of milk and honey and instead wound up in the land of beer and pizza. And yet, I think I'm happier here.
You invented a drink at the bar and named it Boner Soup. It was like an even trashier version of a long island iced tea
Decided to stop by the store on my walk of shame. I must really look like shit, a six year old girl just walked up to me and said "my mommy wanted me to tell you Jesus loves you." Thanks kid.
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