I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
She's not a foreskin expert like you
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
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