i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
You said you brought chipotle into a movie and I asked you to marry me and you said yes
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
I have decided that I would still fuck Harrison Ford even though he is old as fuck now. Do you think it would kill him?
Most likely. But I bet he'd do a bang up job of it before he died.
He absolutely would.
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