Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
he smells like the inside of heather mills' fake leg
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
I am a good friend because I got you a bagel. I am a bad friend because I ate half of it.
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
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