Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
This is your morning-after text courtesy of your very confused friend!! :) To discuss "what the hell were you trying to tell me last night," press 1. To laugh over your drunken antics, press 2. To pretend like none of it even happened (or to respond with concurrent confusion because you have no idea), press 3.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
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