Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
'Well you know, stuff happens' isn't really an excuse for sticking a cheeto in my ear
God I feel like the rain man of hangovers.
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
Also, I'm not that drunk, but I'm thinking of pulling the blinds all the way up and casting some porn up onto the living room TV to establish dominance over our neighbors.
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
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