Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
Just drove through Taco Johns wearing a drug rug and no pants. When I rolled down my window, the girl paused for a minute before saying "um... 4.07"
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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