i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
That female nurse who took a selfie with my man parts well I was out of it just got fired and arrested... You know all she had to do was ask lol
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