okay pat passed out under dana's car
She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
I'm inventing beer flavored vodka. This raspberry shit makes me feel like a pussy.
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
Its not often you get to say, "The security guard at my job is my new drug dealer," but as of last night, I get to say it.
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
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