i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
duuuude the clock in this car says its 85 past 19.
dear god, who put you in a cab?
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
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