so high driving around just saw a woman in a pink shirt chillin riding a horse
so high at work that a 35 year old with his kids handed me visine and winked at me. you win with the horse though
I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
She told me I should be proud of my dick pics, then told me she was in love with me, then I dropped her off at her boyfriend's. I was a new kind of failure tonight.
So I just went to clothing optional bar
You were laying next to me in bed at 4:30 a.m. I asked if you were drunk and you said you weren't drunk you were buzzed like a bumblebee. Then kept rambling on about having to call out of work.
Randomize
