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Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
I text him "Dude. Tryna get fucked here. I only have half the parts. I need your help" I'm sure my mom would be super proud of the woman I have become.
Stop calling dibs on everything with a vagina you jackass.
That should be the title of my autobiography.
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
I just came rly close to telling a dude that I want to chew on him and there should be an oil painting of his ass up in the louvre before I realized that isn't how flirting is supposed to go
I will most likely miss you the least and fondly remember you as Mr. "I need a minute" but really need 24 hours and 4 extra inches.
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
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