we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
I lost my keys but found four buffalo wings in my pockets
Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
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