She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
Some chick is drunk waving down a taxi with a slice of pizza.
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
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