It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
So i wrote 'don't sex me' on my stomach, so that if we got to a point where my shirt is off - he would know how i really feel, not just the alcohol talking
how did that work out?
Well, all the water washed it off, so we ended up fucking since i didn't have my reminder...
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
Do I need to call and sing lullabies? Because that's creepy, but I'm a really good friend.
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
You made me take you back to Mcdonalds so you could yell at the guy for not giving you enough ketchup packets
I vaguely recall french fries...
You then proceeded to call your mom and tell her you weren't coming home because you were "tripping balls"
Sweet...
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