with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
I'm drunk eating a quesadilla while this kid is tryina come over and I'm just like no. I want the quesadilla.
We were sexting and i didn't know what to say, so i said i wanted to wrap him in tortillas and devour him like a burrito. then i went on by saying that i liked my burritos with a lot of cheese.
I think he thought I was too drunk to handle his parrot
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
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