He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
I just found a beer bottle in my xmas tree while disassembling it. God, I'm going to miss the holidays.
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
My roommate is either deadlifting a bus or having sex. I can't tell which
Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
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