My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
I went out in a blaze of glory. I failed the field sobriety test by saying ABCD FUCK YOU.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
Randomize
