Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
She sent me a map and directions for a booty call. In a park. Give me reason not to marry her.
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
Uhhh...I just found your 10 dollar bill in my bra. I owe you 10 dollars.
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