glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
How did you make it to work sans hangover?
4 words: Clif Bar soaked in tequila. Just like albert pujols
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
After the 3rd time his brother walked in on us I asked "Does he ever knock?" his reply "This is his room"... Turns out he didn't even live there... I feel like a hoe.
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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