so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
I'm watching my cat lick a used condom wrapper on my nightstand and I'm too hungover to move and do anything about it. Tequila Tuesdays can not be a thing.
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
I woke up hugging my purse and I found a business card in my underwear. How?
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
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