We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
I just woke up wearing retainers... they are most definitely not mine
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
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