her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
I found him in the kitchen singing German metal into a banana while simultaneously mixing brownie batter. He didn't have any pants on.
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
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