That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
Randomize