TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
I decided that not getting a job after college is gods way of telling me I will make a great housewife
i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.
You know it’s going to be a rough day when you scream “Get fucked” at your alarm clock
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
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