just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
your like the ambassador to my penis.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
The thumbs up barstamp on my hand is mocking my hangover with its positivity.
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
I need Jameson.
Yea? How do you think I feel? Your job during the delivery is to keep that flask ready. The moment our kid pops out, I'm taking a shot.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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