I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
Today is all about not throwing up, where the fuck are my keys and does anyone know what happened to that guy in the panda suit my roommate had sex with last night.
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
Every time I download Tinder again, I hate myself a little more.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
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