you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
Someone shit on the floor
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
He asked me if my princess crown was real and before I could say yes, he was already reaching to put it on. I'm pretending I'm asleep if he tries to have sex.
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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