these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
Just passed a guy passed out on a riding lawn mower in his front yard.
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
We both paused during sex to do the clap during the Friends theme song. Soulmates.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
I have a kicked-out-of-multiple-bars level hangover today
When was the last time you made a good decision when you could've made a shitty one
I had a salad today
Screwed a girl without a condom but hey at least you got your veggies
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
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