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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
I just woke up with streamers wrapped around me. Glitter in my hair. My fish are swimming in empty bottles of Barcardi. Helpppp
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
You are the alcoholic guardian angel of raccoons
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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