Vanillla milkshakes are the new Gold Bond. Will explain later.
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
drinking out of a sandbucket again
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
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