Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
It's 8:30am and I'm drinking.... this is a new low
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
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