May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
my sisters under your porch take her home
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
are you serious? he told me he had to cancel bc his grandma came into town
well unless his grandma is 21 and blonde, HE LIED TO YOU IDIOT
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
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