I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
My life is literally "I'm too horny you can't leave" or "let's have pie" there's like no inbetween
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
So what's it like to be pregnant?
It feels like I'm hungover and when I was drunk I was kicked off a mechanical bull and then trampled.
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
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