More tranny stories later!
is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
My birth control alarm gets more depressing every night.
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
Lucky for you, I found your phone.....Not so lucky for you, it was in the bottom of your vomit-filled trashcan.
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
I've been drunk in my life. But I've never been "crying in 5 Guys at 1 in the afternoon" drunk
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
FACT: You were laying down on top the bar letting randoms do bodyshots off you until someone told theyre friend "its time to roll, i wanna hit another bar" and you literally rolled your self right off the bar. have fun explaining your bruises tomorrow
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
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