I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
Watching the dude who probably knocked me up be all cute with his girlfriend on my couch. I am too nice, and I hate today.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
He also deemed that the fact that I couldn't log into Netflix was not an emergency. He's wrong.
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
I should never have to text my best friend asking if she eloped again last night.
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