We won't sleep together?
Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
my shit smells like andre
I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
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