is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
Yeah I should probably start planning our first conversation instead of our first child.
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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