y did u give ur computer a hand job?
FYI..good luck when you get back from work.. mom and dad know about the boy you brought home last night
haha good one..how did you even know?
we all know. he obviously didn't leave when you might have told him to.. he came down when we were eating because he coud smell mom's cooking. the dude ate with us and offered to say grace. so yeah, good luck.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
Just watched a guy get through airport security with a full bottle of captain morgan. In my head the entire airport cheered.
I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
Randomize
