I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
I am now the proud owner of a 10-12 year old's Optimus Prime costume from Walmart. Tomorrow is going to be a good day.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
people at meijer look at you funny when you have 37 bottles of champagne in your cart.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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