I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
The Ukrainian kid just told me that our econ professor wants to bone me. Please tell me that phrase means something different in Eastern Europe.
mom just found 19 empty wine bottles in my closet. i hate spring cleaning
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
I just used my AAA membership to fix a strippers flat tire in return for a lapdance...does that make me a bad person?
I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
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