David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
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