There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
Dude i just want you to know that when i found you half your mustache was already gone. I didn't do it.
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
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