we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
Dontating $10 to the Red Cross relief effort in Japan for every car bomb I take tomorrow. Yes, buying me a drink just became a good cause.
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
When my card got declined you bought the vibrator without me even asking. This is what friendship is.
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