You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
I love how our sober spotter means you only have to stay sober enough to type your pin in an ATM
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
I attempted to stand up and was quickly reminded by gravity that I am the universe's bitch right now
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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