I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
University has ruined us all. I just had to clarify the last time I had sex as "No, not at the party we crawled home from in the snow. It was the one where you puked off the balcony and hit the barbecue."
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
Fine line between drunken accidental sleepover with your best friend's lab partner and gay sexathon. I did a cartwheel over that line. A CARTWHEEL THAT LANDED IN HIS LAP
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
Where are you guys?
Drunk
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