Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
Michael Bay diarrhea
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
When i woke up this morning she asked me 'when did you first find out that you could see the future.' I gotta stop drinking.
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
Don't try to dry clothes in the microwave. They'll catch on fire.
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
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