I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
My balls are so social today.
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
Why did I see a weird snapchat of you barking at McDonald's last night?
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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