i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
Wore last nights jeans to Christmas Dinner with the fam, found a half gram of blow, while they're praying ill be railing.
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men
where are my pants?
in the oven.
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