Assholes at mcdonalds drive through wouldn't serve us last night even though we said we were on small motorcycles that were to small for them to see and weren't heavy enough for the sensors. We made noises and everything.
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
Randomize
