I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
This is the high leading the old right now
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
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